"What a good scoop" , the narrator tells us, "just happened" . He's not sure what's going on, but he's pretty sure it's a good thing that someone took a picture of him in the middle of the night. He wants to help lift his dad up, and he wants to show off his muscles, so he tells the guy to come on over and work out. "Um, um, um... um...um... um ... um...Um... um um... Um... um . um... uh...um . uh... um" he says, and then he goes on and on about how awesome it is that he just happened to be in the right place at the right time . The narrator then goes on to say that the honorary certificate he just received is for the "winner" of a boxing competition , and the "best debater" is for "the winner" of an economic debate competition. He says that he always felt like they were "strangers to each other" and that he'd like to show them naked, banging up against a sandbag . And then he