In this chapter, we learn that the teacher and his assistant are going to take a group of high school girls to a photographer's studio in order to shoot a story for Men's Weekly. The girls are to be dressed in fine clothing, and the photographer will take a picture of each of them. The women will be given 50 percent of the profits from the story. The teacher is upset that the girls will be late for the shoot, but the assistant assures him that they'll be fine. He also tells the girl that he brought along a chaperone to chaperone the girls, and that the girl is a perfect candidate to be the model for the magazine's new "men's monthly" girlfriend. The girl is upset because she thinks that the man is a "bad model" and that he's "one unbelievable show" . The assistant assures her that he is ready to go, and she asks him why he keeps kissing up to the girl. He tells her that it's not his business, but that he just met her. He says that if he keeps lying, the truth will be stranger than fiction.