The chapter opens with a description of the wet penetration of a woman by her husband at a midnight salon. The narrator tells us that this is the first time we've ever seen a woman wet herself in front of her husband, and it's a big deal. We're also told that this isn't just any wet wet wet. It's "squish" , which is a sexual term for "swallow" . We also learn that the narrator has been shaving herself, and she's pretty sure that her husband doesn't think much of it. She's also worried that she'll have to lie to her husband about it, since she hasn't shaved herself on her own . But the narrator's not so sure. She wants to show her husband what's going on, so she shows him her new shaved head. He's all, "Oh, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted you to just touch me." The narrator is all "Oops, I just want you to be so bad that I'll just have sex with you." She also wants to know why her husband didn't suspect her earlier, when she was shaving herself. He says, "I believe in you"