The gang finally arrives at the hotel, where the fat guy is waiting for them. The fat guy wants to know what's going on, so he tells the guy to come with him and buy some gifts for his birthday. The guy is all, "OK, I'm going to buy you a bunch of gifts, and then I'll give you some more gifts to take home with me" . He's not going to take no for an answer, though, and he's got a plan. He wants to buy some jade so he can use it to make his fortune. The dude is all "Gee, I don't know how to do that" , but then he figures out that buying jade is a good way to make a lot of money. He buys some jade and sells it to a rich guy who wants to use it as a weapon. The rich guy is totally grossed out by the whole thing, and the dude says he doesn't want to sell porn either. He just wants to get some money out of the guy.