This chapter's epigraph is from a letter that Dr. Oz wrote to his wife, in which he states that he wishes he could have a second wife. He also says that he would like to have a third wife, but that he does not want to marry a woman who is not a good match for him. In the letter, he says that if he were to marry someone who was not good enough for him, he would not be able to fulfill his dream of having a wife who was good enough to match his own desires. He then goes on to say that he wants to marry the woman who has the most perfect body, because she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. He says that this woman is the perfect woman for him because she has the perfect body and the perfect temperament. He tells her that he will marry her if she agrees to have sex with him. She agrees to marry him if he agrees to give her a job as a health teacher. She tells him that she will give birth to a baby girl if he will not give her birth to him. He gives her a kiss on the cheek and tells her to kiss him on the lips. She