Starving Anonymous

It's lunch time at the school, and we find out that kiriyu has left his cell phone at home. It turns out that his daughter has come to retrieve it from him. She's so excited that she's going to give it to her dad, who's about to leave for lunch. Aww, that's a little creepy. Oh, and the professor's not home yet, so they're going to have to make themselves at home while he's gone. Hmm...what's that supposed to do with creaks and creaks? Well, it sounds like the professor is going to be back in 15 minutes, so we'll have to wait until he gets back. Ooh, sounds like a good plan, right? Uh-oh. Okay, we're not sure what the plan is, but we do know that the professor and his daughter seem to have fallen in love with each other. Hmm, what's the deal with that? Hmm...it's just that the two of them don't seem to be on the same page. Hmm-oh...what the heck is wrong with the professor? Hmm, it's because the professor isn't the same person as his daughter. Hmm. What's wrong with his daughter? Hmm. Well, what if the professor doesn't like the girl? Um...what if he doesn'