The chapter opens with the maid lamenting that she has come up with a terrible idea for club day. The school newspaper club has no new members, and the only way to draw new members is to do something "gimmick" like dressing up in a maid's costume. The maid is worried that the boys in the club will wear the costume if they have to, and she's worried about what kind of person would wear it. She's also worried that if the boys do wear it, she'll have to wait for someone to wear it for her. She also worries that the other club members will wear it too, since they don't know that she is a member of the newspaper club. Finally, the maid realizes that the club is just trying to "draw attention" . The club has brought all the flyers for the day, but she still can't figure out how to get back to the club. She decides to join the outdoor sports club, which is also known as the school newspaper. The only problem is that there are so many people in the group, and they're running out of things to do. They're going to have to do some "couphism" , which means they'll pretend to be a group of people who've just joined a club and are going to pretend to act like they've joined a bunch of other clubs. This is the first time that the maid has ever kissed a girl, and it's her first time playing the role of a girl in a play. She wants to play the part of the girl's boyfriend, who's a member