"My carnivorous young boyfriend" , the narrator tells us, is a young man. He's got a crush on a young woman, and he's worried that she's going to give him a hard time if he doesn't give her back. He tells us that he loves her, and that he won't let her give him to anyone. He says that he'll never give her to anyone, even though he thinks that she is cool. The narrator says that kissing is the only thing that makes him feel good. He compares it to the way he feels when he pinches someone's pant leg. He thinks that the guy who pinches the pant leg is the one with the most twitch. He wants to slap him, but he can't do it because he has to rub both of his spots at once. He just wants to be inside of her forever.