"My carnivorous young boyfriend" is the title of this chapter's soliloquy. It's about a guy named Panto who's in love with a girl named Silvia. He wants to kiss her, but he can't because she's a mess. Panto says he's sorry, but every time he kisses her, he feels like a "miser" . He's so excited that he wants to "hug" her again and again, but Silvia reminds him that he isn't a "beauti" , which is a fancy way of saying "I'm not really a girl." Panto tries to explain that he doesn't want to "kiss" Silvia