"My carnivorous young boyfriend" is the title of this short scene. It opens with the narrator's declaration that he's "losing my mind" . He's about to go to bed when his "young boyfriend" snatches him up and kisses him on the lips. The narrator is so freaked out by this kiss that he can't sleep. He wakes up in the middle of the night, and he and "dump" are on their way to the train station. They're about to catch a ride home when "swish" interrupts them. "Swish" asks "dump," "what's up with you?" . "Hey," says the narrator, "I'm feeling a little twitchy right now." "You're cute," says "dump." "Oh, you're so cute." "What's that?" says "how creepy" , and the narrator shudders.