"Baku Yumizuki," the narrator tells us, is the first time he's had sex with a "blonde delinquent" . He's also the first guy to ever "rough sex" with a guy who's not his own age. The narrator asks the committee chairman to bring him some tea so he can "fix" the problem with the boy. The committee chairman is all, "oh, you can fix that." The narrator says he doesn't know how to fix the problem. He lets the boy in his room, and the boy's uniform is "a little cold" , so the narrator lets him in. The boy is totally different from the other boys in his class, he says, and now that he looks at him, he'll be able to "squeak squeak bang bang bang tap." The teacher's purse, the narrator says, was the one thing that "surprised" him the most. The teacher says she's "had no luck" since that time, so she didn't want to "forget" it. So she adjusted the legs, too, so it's a "great" job. The tea, the teacher says, is "sour," and the tea is "perfect after physical labor." The tea is made with "salt, citric acid, and iodine," which kill "bacteria at this volume," so the teacher can "prevent ah," or an infection. The girl says she has "studied a lit-tle" since then, and she asks the teacher why he never knew her back then. The