"My First Time Rough Sex" The narrator complains about his first time having sex with a "drunken" blond. He says that he avoided him because he looked like a "clack clack" . He also complains that the girl who invited him to the party was staring at him all the time, thinking that she would not be able to get a man like him. The narrator says that everyone has sex, and that he wonders if sex feels good. He asks the girl if she drinks, and the girl says that she drinks when she gets wild. He tells her that he has sobered up and is going to have sex with her. The girl asks him what he should do, and he says he will not take it easy on her just because it is time. She asks him if he wants her to stop him, but he says she should not be scared, because she is a plain woman.