The narrator complains that his younger colleague is too unfriendly. He says that he has always been an "introvert from way back" and that he's afraid of not being good with people. He's also afraid of being hurt, and he'd like someone to break down those walls that he built up around himself, so that he wouldn't be alone forever. He sees a woman under a stand, and the two of them hug. The narrator says that she's sorry, and she trickles her apology down to him. The two stand and stare at each other, and then the narrator says, "pants" . He wants to slap her, but she doesn't seem to be having any of it. He tells her to try and lift her skirt so that she won't "squish" him. He also tells her that he wants to kiss her, and that she should "toop" , which is a fancy way of saying "kiss." The narrator then tells the woman that she looks pretty, but