The narrator tells us that he's going to squeeze his younger colleague's pants if she doesn't push harder. He's got a plan: he'll put a squeeze-in-the-pants inside of her, so she won't be able to push back against him. The first thing he wants to do is lower his pants so that he can squeeze the squeeze into his pants. He wants to make it so that when he squeezes, it's so sticky that the squeeze sticks out like a sore thumb. He also wants the squeeze to make him feel better, so he can move his body so that it moves like a "squishy thumb" . Finally, he decides to jiggle his pants to make the squeeze stick out like an "o" , which is like a thumb . This is the first time we've ever seen a person jiggle their pants, so we're not sure what to make of it. We're guessing that this is just a prank, but we'll have to wait and see what happens.