This scene opens with the narrator lamenting that his younger colleague's work is too "unfriendly" and that he's going to "put it inside" of her. He wants to rub the bulge in her pants, but he can't, because she's so hot. He's also worried that the bulge will make her look "excited" , and he wants her to be able to squeeze the bulge . He tries to squeeze her, but she won't let him. He decides to "pop twitch" her, and then he'll "shake rub hey !" , which is a fancy way of saying, "I'm sure this thing isn't going to go to people" .