In this short scene, we get a brief glimpse into the lives of a couple who have just gotten married. The couple is in the middle of a "glamping" session, and the narrator is trying to confirm the couple's love for one another. He's rubbing his hands against the walls of a condom, and he's worried that the guy is going to "cum" on him. The narrator wants to know what's going on, but he can't figure out why the guy would want