No Way, Vampires Don't Exist!

Pumper is all, "Dude, I can't even eat anymore. I'm going to kill you!" . Pumper's not so sure. He's worried that Kim will find out about it, but he's also worried that they'll just keep feeding him more and more. He doesn't want to be like his dad, who's like, "Hey, we're going to give you our share of the pie." Pumper says, "What am I, your dog?" , and then shrugs off the whole "I'm not going to pat you like that" thing. He wants to know if they're trustworthy. They're not, he says. They need to eat more so they can put on weight. He tells Pumper that if he gets sick from a stomach upset, he'll lose some weight. They should just eat more and eat more. They don't need to worry about losing weight, he tells them, because if they get sick, they won't be able to lose it. He also says that if they eat too much, they can get sick and lose their weight. So they should eat a lot, too. He says that's what you should do if you're sick, because you'll get sick from eating too much and lose your weight. And then he asks if they can go to a party the next day, and he says that he'