The narrator tells us that he's been cooped up in his house for a while. He's not sure if vampires exist or not, but he does know that he misses his friends. They're all small and adorable, he tells us, and he thinks they're just like him. He says that he was spoiled by his own brothers, so he was a little bratty. He also says that his friends got along well, despite the fact that they were crying or angry. The narrator says that guys are more considerate of one another than he might think, and that's why they get along so well.