The narrator tells us that he's been having sex with Neda's pretty, young, and pretty girlfriend regularly for the past few months. He's also had sex with a number of other women, too, and that's how he got the nickname "masseur" . Neda, of course, doesn't approve of this, but she's not the only one who does. She's got a crush on the guy who works in the sex shop, and she'd rather have sex with him than have to pay Neda back for his advances. The two of them have a little spat about who's the better cum-mender, and Neda says she'll let him do whatever he wants with his "dick" , even if it's just a little bit more "amaz ing." Neda finally agrees to let the guy have his "damned" ass , and they part ways. The narrator thanks Neda