It's a steamy day at the spa, and the owner of the place is trying to make his customers feel good. He tells them that he's going to "make you feel good, too" . He's not just going to make them look pretty, he'll make them feel "squishy" and "stunned" and so on . The owner is all, "this is a rare day , i wont' just make you look pretty . . I'll do you a real good massage !" . And then he says, "let's do our lower body, too ." . Okay, so what's the deal with the lower body? Well, it's just that the owner is so good at it that he doesn't even have to squeeze it. He just squeezes it and pushes it . Wait, what? What's that "weird kind of massage" ? The owner says that he wouldn't do it if he were a "gentleman" in front of his customers , but then he tells the story of how his ex-wife, "my ex - wife" , came to the spa to get a massage from the owner. He says that his wife's