It's been a while since we've heard this one, but here's the gist of what's going down: the masseur is making us come to him with his fingers. He's using a new kind of body lotion that's supposed to help us get rid of aches and pains. We're not sure what the heck this is supposed to do, but we're guessing it'll make us feel better. The masseur says he's only touching us on the legs, so we should just relax and let him do whatever he wants with our bodies. But pant pant wants to know how the lotion is going to affect his vagina. He wants to be sure that the lotion isn't going to make him feel hotter inside his own vagina, so he wants to make sure that he doesn't have to use the lotion on his nipples, which he'd rather not do. He also wants to check out how hot the lotion makes him feel inside his penis, so that he can tell if it's getting too hot for his liking. And then pant pant asks if he can rub the whole body with this new lotion, and he'll be fine. He says he can't, because the lotion will make him rub too much, which will make it even hotter inside. And finally, pant pant says he heard all about the new body lotion yesterday, so