The narrator complains to his masseur that he's being made to come with his "thick fingers" . The masseur tells him to slap slap slap , but the narrator doesn't care, because the masseur is watching him. He's just squirting in front of the people watching him, and the people who are watching him are "perverts" who want to watch him have sex with other people. The narrator offers to buy him some "delicious" pudding from a nearby shop, but he refuses to listen to his wife's story.