The first line of the song is about a woman who's just had sex with a guy she just met. She's about to have sex with her husband's "masseur" , but he's making her come to him with his "thick fingers" . The masseur is teasing her by making her move her hips, but she doesn't want to do that, because if she does, she'll lose all of her pleasure in the moment. She tells the masseur to "stop" and to "smile" instead of "posh" and "splosh" instead . He's teasing her because she's been having sex with someone else, and now she wants to do the same thing with her new husband. She says, "my body is reacting" and then she stops talking and starts moving her hips . Uh-oh, it's time to tell her husband that's not a good idea. He should just slap her instead of making her do it. She swears that if she were her husband, she would fuck him every day and night. The sex is so good, she swears, that she can't help but feel dizzy. She wants to slap her husband instead of make him do it, but slap is too rough and she'd rather have sex now than worry about what's going to happen in the future.