It's been a while since we've seen you, but we're back. Here's a little recap of what's happened to us: We've been getting a hot, sweaty massage from a guy who's apparently a "masseur" . We're not sure if this guy's actually a masseur or a "beauty spa" , but it's pretty clear that he's in it for the money. He's got a hot wife, after all, and his wife's so hot that he needs to squeeze her nipples to get her to relax. We don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but this guy seems to have a knack for getting women to "squish" and "smoot" their bodies in a way that makes them feel like they're getting "wet." We'll get to that in a sec.