The scene opens in the hot boss's conference room, where the boss and his secretary are trying to hide the fact that the boss has written a fake account book. The two of them are so tight together that they can barely move. The boss is so tight that he squeezes the secretary's back so hard that it hurts. The smell of his bed is so strong that it "smells like the boss" , and the two are so close together that it's almost like they're having sex in his bed. The secretary is so happy that she's about to have sex with the boss, but the boss reminds her that he doesn't want to hear about it, and they decide to go out for a walk. As soon as they get out of the room, the secretary whispers to the boss that there's some "garbage" in the book, and he's going to have to report it to the other staff members. He's not going to let them believe him, though, because the book was written by someone else. He says that if they ever get together, they'll both be targets.