Me vs Big Slacker Baby

"Big slacker me baby" , the narrator tells us, is a nickname for a young boy who prefers to stay at home on Sunday afternoons instead of going to school. He's still in high school, so he's a bit of a slacker. He asks the boy if he can come to his house for a little chat. The boy says he'd rather stay home than go to school, but the narrator doesn't know what to make of that. He tells the boy that his uncle is out of town, so the boy should come in anyway. The kid is shocked to find out that the uncle is a friend of his father's, and he apologizes to the boy for being so rude. But the boy is not fooled. He says that he and his friend are schoolmates, and that they're going to have to move in together. The narrator is all, "I don't want to be friends with you, but I'm going to help you move in with your friend" .