The narrator tells us that he's really in love with Shmoop. He's so excited that he wants to kiss him. He wants to rub his hands on his chest and rub his legs on his body. Shmoops says that's cool, but he'd rather kiss his chest than rub it on his legs. The narrator says that he doesn't want to be a boy, so he'll try being a girl someday.
The narrator tells us that he's really in love with Shmoop. He's so excited that he wants to kiss him. He wants to rub his hands on his chest and rub his legs on his body. Shmoops says that's cool, but he'd rather kiss his chest than rub it on his legs. The narrator says that he doesn't want to be a boy, so he'll try being a girl someday.