This chapter opens with a description of the battle between the Union soldiers and the mythical forces. The Union soldiers have 10 fighters, one frenzy, one antenna, and one "warcraft iii" . They don't know how to use their weapons against the "mythical forces" , so they decide to divide up the battle into three teams. The first team will attack the enemy directly, while the second team will ambush the enemy and the third team will hold off the enemy until the battle is won. Everyone wants to lead the first team, but the Union commander refuses to let him do it, saying that the enemy's chances of survival are so small that it's "okay" for him to do it. He orders the men to drop their weapons and leave the enemy one by one. He then orders them to hurry up and kill the enemy if they have the guts to do so.