When the light turns on, the protagonist is overcome with emotion. He wants to embrace her and kiss her, but the light is turning dark, and he realizes that he wants to be a man who can support his heart. He asks her to wait, but she says that she wants to see what he has to offer. He tells her that he had planned to give her another present, but seeing what she had chosen at the wedding, he thought she would like something more, and so he has given her a present that is "erotic" . He then tells her to "slap nooo" and to "get out of there" because he wants her to rub the birthday present for him. He says that he has untied the ribbon, and that if she had not, he would "pop" it and "open up" it. She says that if he had untied it, she would "stap" it, but he says she should "plop" it hard, and then she should open it up. She tells him to squeeze the ribbon "twitch flick flick flick" , and if he has not, she will "