The scene opens with a soliloquy by the protagonist, who tells the audience that he is "single" and that he has been looking for love and affection for a long time. However, when he tried to find love, he was too old, and withered, to feel any real sense of romance. He says that he will live his entire life "as a lonely face" after being dumped. The protagonist asks the audience to imagine what it would be like to be kissed by the director, who he thinks is just as adorable as he is now. He asks her if she would like him to comfort her, and she replies that she would. He tells her that he wants someone to acknowledge him, passion-ately, and that is exactly why he wants to be noticed. He then asks her to squeeze his nipples so that he can pinch them. She responds that she wants him to pinch them, and he responds by saying that he never imagined she would be hiding anything so naughty under her suit. He goes on to say that he would never imagine the director would be so good at such a thing, and then he says that the director is going to take his clothes off for him. He wants to know if the director remembers saying something to him, and the protagonist says he will "penetrate" the director every night