The scene opens with the prime minister of the People's Republic of China, Xi Jinping, talking with his cute little buddy, daolin. The prime minister tells daolin that it's been a little over a month since he invited the ambassadors to come to the palace, and he's not feeling well. He's worried about his own state of mind. He asks daolin to take him out for a walk in the garden. He tells the man that he was born the queen, and that his father loved her. When he was a child, consortling poisoned his mother, and the seventh of his seven brothers sent assassins to kill him. But when he met daolin, he didn't know who he was, and daolin took care of him. He says that without daolin's kindness, he would be a "debauched emperor" . He also says that daolin has recently written a play, and asked someone else to perform it. He wants to see the play, but daolin refuses to let him watch it, saying that he hasn't been to the yard in a long time.