In this chapter, we learn that claire's new crush is a girl named Linda, who pretends to be a "boy" and "confesses her love" to him in order to keep him away from her. Believing that Linda is a "maniac," Paul and Linda exchange clothes, and now they're waiting for linda to return, but Paul is afraid that she won't be able to find him if he leaves, so he's going to stay with Paul. Ooh, sounds like they've found a place to sit and wait for the pigeon to come out of its coop. Paul is psyched, but then he realizes that they'll have to kill the pigeon first, since it's so bloody.