In this short story, the narrator tells us that his favorite girl, Lily, is surrounded by men she has rejected. Lily is in high school, and she has become the "may queen" of her school. Lily has rejected hundreds of men, and one of them is a plump guy who is ruining one of her best-loved pictures. The narrator is shocked to learn that Lily has been following Lily around for years, taking hundreds of pictures of her every day. Lily, who is 17 years old, is a pretty girl, but her school uniform is ugly. Lily tells Lily that she can find her true beauty by selling her pictures, and Lily agrees to help her find it. Lily's friends are horrified, and they demand that Lily give back her clothes and makeup, which Lily refuses to do. She tells them that she is not a girl, and that they should go home and stop acting like bullies. She says that she heard that some kids were bullying people to get money, so she guesses that they are bullies, too.