It's late at night, and yunle and ruyue have been talking about the "acts of savage low-lifes" . Grandma is all, "Don't worry, I'm not going to know if you're telling me or not" , and she's not about to tell yunzle to shut up. She's got a message for him: he's going to get married soon, and he needs to come to her house. She tells him to chill out, because she'll be taking him to a temple fair in a couple of days, where he'll get to eat the best food. Aww, grandma. You know, like, the kind of thing you'd do if you were in charge of the food at a fancy restaurant. Grandma says, "I'll take you to this temple fair on August 15th, and the food will surely be yours." Um, that's kind of like saying, "you're treating me better than me." Aww. Grandma's all "I don't care who you choose, I can't compare your status to yours" and she tells