The narrator takes the audience on a tour of the honeymoon suite on the first floor of the hotel. The room is free, and the two of them drink in the privacy of the room. The narrator compares the room to a "bottle of booze" and tells the girl that she is a "scent for ball" . He compares her to his older brother, who likes to go to baseball games, but he is not as fond of the game as he once was.