The narrator introduces us to the owner of a lingerie shop. He's named "Caitaki" and he's the one who designs and sells the lingerie. He tells us that the store is "both beautified and func" , and that he only sells his lingerie designs to customers who he approves of. The narrator then tells us about his upcoming son's birth, and how excited he is that he'll be able to "root for you" . He asks the narrator to take a look at his book, "How They Spend Quality Time With Badump," and he tells her to take it with her when she gets home from work the next day. He also tells her that she'll have to get her period on the following day, but he doesn't want her to worry about it. He wants her to "get back to work" ASAP.