In this chapter, we're introduced to a new character, the "ba-dump" . He's the kind of guy who's super-excited when he's about to have sex with someone. We're also introduced to his BFF, "the ba-dump," who is super-annoyed when he hears the word "ba" in the title of this chapter. The two of them are having sex in front of each other's faces, and we've got to admit, it's pretty awesome. The ba-boy is super excited to be having sex with the "dump," and the ba-girl is super psyched to be in love with him.