The narrator ponders the question of whether he should go with the girl he likes or the one he doesn't like. He decides that he would rather have a black bean than a white bean. He wonders if he can get through on the girl's cell phone, but he can't make it through on hers. He's worried that she's starting to think of him as a man. He tells the narrator that he's going to tell him that he likes the girl. The narrator says that he is lucky that the girl is an idiot. He says that she wants to fall in love with a "supersperity inspiring man." The narrator sighs and says that heartbreak can kill. He asks the narrator why he always wants him to fix things with the people around him, and the narrator replies that he has an easier time dealing with people who mean things when they say them. He also says that they are having a study session today, and he wonders if they're going to fight over the subject of his love. He wants to know why they look so sorry for him. They both laugh and say that they don't know what happened with her.