"The Unconquered Ch Herty Princess" The narrator tells us that this chapter is all about the "unconquered ch herty" princess. She's the most beautiful girl in the world, and she's got a lot on her mind right now. She wants to know why she can't get a better outfit than this one. She also wants to ask about her boyfriend, who's on the other side of the world. The narrator asks about the declaration of love she just made, and the narrator is all, "Ha ha ha" . He also asks if the smell of Ranmaru's "sham poo" is actually a delivery for his bath robe. Ranmaru says he'll have to wait with his maid until he gets back, but the narrator doesn't want to wait for Ranmaru to get home. He asks if Ranmaru has found someone to cut the meat for him, and Ranmaru replies that he hasn't found anyone to do the job. He tells the narrator that he's not hungry, but he'd rather eat the meat if it wasn't from a local pig. He then asks if they can have a fresh batch of meat, and they both agree that it would be okay, but they won't be able to eat it if it was from a pig that was "shaped like tops" , which is what they're referring to when they say that the meat is shaped like top pork slices. They also talk about the fact that Ranmaru is a celebrity, and that he would be upset if he learned that he was second in a popularity contest. The princess says that it's hard for her to believe that she has caught up in such a serious matter, but she also says that she'd like to know who ran the maid's house, and who Ranmaru still lives with. She then asks about Ranmaru, and he says that he