"The pirate way" is the title of this chapter's opening scene. It's a reference to the pirate's way of doing things, which is to say, the way that pirates do things. The narrator tells us that the baby is coming soon, and that he's not worried about it. He's just worried about the baby's eyes, which he thinks are "contaminated" by it, and the fact that it looks like his father. He also tells the audience that he doesn't really understand why the girl loves it so much. He thinks she's attracted to it because he looks like her father, and she thinks he looks "like his daddy" . He tells the girls to go home, and he tells them to wait to find out what he got for them. He says that the girl is wearing a dress, and it's "eye attack daddy," and he wants her to experience emotions. He then tells her to "let her experience" and "explore emotions" , and to "go on home, adored one, let her experience and explore emotions." The narrator says that he is going to call his nephew "dear graunties," and that his nephew will never come back. He goes on to say that the flames "kill humm !" and that "he'll automatically summon castalia and kane !" . Then he tells the story of how the ship sailed with a "giovan nino" between his legs, and how he missed his son. He wants to know what's going on, and says that if he wasn't married, he'd stay here forever. He adds that if she weren't, she would stay forever too. She tells him that she'd like to open a shop where girls can come and "enjoy their free time," and she says that one of her friends drew a picture of her and itzak eating cake together. She says that she can't even enter the "outer circle" of the world, because she teaches sex education three times a week, philosophy, science, and philosophy. She also says that girls like to "pst" and that she would like to call her son "wiz wiz." She tells the narrator to be nice to her little cousins, and then she tells him to go get his own hot mama. She then says that they're in the business of "sock water" for every body, and "push slap" and says