As a service, the narrator tells us that he's going to show you the boy's pretty face today, but he'll be the only one to touch his body. Touch him, he says, and you'll feel "good" when you do it. He's not gay, but it's just an act. The narrator says that he won't tell the boy that he fainted after kissing him, and he'd rather not let the boy go home and tell his mom about it. The boy says that his shirt is too big for him to slip on, and that's why he can't slip on his pants. He says that if the boy wants to rub his pants, he should