The narrator tells his mom that he's having sex with another girl, and that she's hiding in the bushes under the bed. She's shocked, but the narrator doesn't care. He tells her to rub her waist and grind her waist, which is probably her favorite part of the whole thing. The narrator's mom is shocked, too, and asks him what time it is. He says it's morning, and she asks him if he has a job or a class to go to. He replies that he has just broken up with his boyfriend. She asks if he always does this, and he says that he does, but only a few times a year. She tells him to rub his shoulders and rub his back if he wants a reason to do it, and then she tells him that he should do it with someone next to him, because that's how he experienced it, too. She says that having sex is different from loving someone.