I'm having sex with a girl who's under my bed, and I can't believe how happy I am. It's so good that I feel like I've just had sex with the girl of my dreams. I feel so happy that I can barely hold on to her anymore. She's been hiding under the bed all this time, and now she's coming out of her hiding place to have sex with me. I'll be damned if she doesn't come out and tell everyone about it.