The narrator tells us that he's going to tell everyone that he had sex with a girl he met in high school. He's not going to say who it is, but he does tell us that it's a girl who's been hiding in plain sight under the inside of him. The narrator says that he wants a wife and a daughter like the girl, but that he doesn't have the money to do so. He tells the narrator that he wishes he could have sex with her, too. He says that if he touches her lightly, she'll apply the "joint lock" on him again, and he'll be "in trouble" like he was in the past. He wants to know if the girl is the girl from high school, but she says that she hates men so much that she didn't even want to know who he was. He asks her if she'd let him do anything with her if he said yes earlier, and she says yes. He wonders why he tried to look like a "wasteee" .