It's time for the final game of the Underground Man. The Underground Man is having sex with a girl who is hiding under the same pair of stairs that will determine who wins the prize. He's worried that the girl is trying too hard to be friends with him, and that he'll never get another chance. He tries to get the girl to stop staring at him, but she's too afraid to do so. He tells her to stop looking at him so much, and to stop trying to make eye contact with him. He also tells her that he doesn't want to be in the same room with her, because he's a loser like her. He says that if she tries to be friendly with him like that, he won't be able to have sex with her again. He asks the girl if she wants the prize, and she says yes, but that she'd rather be with someone else. He then asks if the girl wants to avoid eye contact as much as possible. The girl says no, and he asks her if she hates eye contact too much. She says yes and he says that he can't see why she would want to look at him