The narrator tells us that he's been having sex with a girl he knows from school. She's hiding underneath him, and the two of them are getting ready to have sex. The narrator is all, "You're tightening the sladly" . He's not joking. The two are having sex, and they're both psyched to be young again. They're so psyched that they can't wait until they get to bed. The girls are so psyched, in fact, that the narrator swears he'll slap himself if he ever slaps himself in front of a girl like this. He tells the girl that he hasn't seen a girl this "peculiar" in a long time, and he promises to "mismatch" her. The girl is all "Oh, yeah, I'm so psyched" , and she's all "What the heck are you doing here?" . Then the girl slaps herself and says, "I'm sure you'