The chapter opens with a soliloquy in which the narrator laments the loss of his virginity. He bemoans the fact that he is no longer able to "fuck with the fag gf ring" . He laments that he has been unable to find "a new life" where he can "suck with alv999 massage" , and he laments his inability to find a woman who is willing to "accept someone like me . . It is clear that the narrator is not a virgin, but rather a "young elf with big breasts." He feels that his breasts are the "dominant part of his body" and he is unable to heal them with the "healing magic" of "Elmira." He wonders why the "young elves" are unable to "heal" his shoulders with the magic of Elmira, when the "elves" are able to heal his shoulders.