In this chapter, we learn that we're about to embark on a "new life" where we can "fuck" with a "lv999 massage" . We're not exactly sure what that means, but we do know that it's "a new life" for a guy who's just moved to a new city, where he's going to have to "teach" his new girlfriend a lesson in "push squeeze" , which basically means "squeezing" and "puck-sucking." We also learn that the guy is going to be wearing a blindfold, which means that he can't really see what's wrong with his body. The dude is all, "dude, I feel like I'm doing something bad here." He wants to know what the heck is going on, but the dude doesn't seem to have a clue. He's not sure what to do, so he asks the dude if he wants to "kiss" or "rub." The dude says, "yeah, but what're you doing?" , and the dude's like, "you want to feel better, sage?" . Then the dude asks, "what do you mean by "touch" ? . . you mean just to "twitch" ?" and then the dude says "no way in hell," and finally, "panty shudder . pant lick . lick hmp . could it be ? that's what you're doing?" The dude wants to find out what the dude is doing, but he can only find out by looking at his body . He squeezes and squeezes, and finally squeezes again, and then squeezes more, and