In this chapter, the narrator tells us that he's been having sex with his "fa gf ring" , which is a fancy ring that's supposed to make you feel like you're in love with someone. He's totally into the idea of sex, and he wants to make sure that his "fiancee" has sex with him, too. He wants to get her to "suck" with him , but he can't seem to find a good way to do it, so he tells her to just "puck" . She does, and the two of them have sex. The narrator is super-excited about the whole thing, and says that it's a "new life" for him, since he can "fuck with" a "lv999 massage !" . He says that the smell of sex has gotten him "excited," and that he feels "splosh like cumming al ready ." The narrator wants to know what's wrong with her, but she doesn't want to tell him. She wants to "just tell away ! . . that hurts ." . Then she wants to slap him, and slap him. He slaps her, and she slaps him back, and so on, until she's so exhausted that she falls asleep. She wakes up and asks the narrator to tell her some more about the sex. He tells her that