The narrator explains that his ideal type is dying. He wears a high-quality counterfeit gucci jacket to support his brother, who is dying of a liver tumor. The nurse has already removed the needle from the patient's chest several times. The narrator says that he will help the patient with two sets of exercises when he is done with his sphinx exercises. He says he does not wish to live, but that he may not fall from the fifth-floor window, but he will be "disabled for life". He says that they will do one set of exercises after the patient has finished with his sphincter exercises. They will then do three contracts, one report, and one exam. The first contract is for the boss, the second for the vice-president, and the third for the secretary. The vice president feels like he is signing his own contract with the way the boss is staring at him. He explains that according to his years of observation his iq fell an average of 166% when he was signing. He thinks that the reason why the company has not fallen yet is because the company chose a great feng shui site.